Just
for Fun
Top 50 Worst Classic Rock Songs of All Time:
You might not agree with us, but, hey, it's OUR list. 
No offense is meant here toward any artist, songwriter, composer or other
entity, living or dead, or any person stranded in music purgatory or royalty
hell. The following list is our own opinion, based upon our own musical tastes,
or lack thereof.
#1: MacArthur
Park - Richard Harris, Donna Summer or anyone else who attempted this epic messterpiece)
#2: I've Never
Been To Me - Charlene
#3: Cinnamon
- Derek
#4: Seasons In
The Sun - Terry Jacks
#5: Afternoon
Delight - Starland Vocal Band
#6: Muskrat Love
- Captain and Tenille
#7: I Write The
Songs - Barry Manilow
#8: You've Made
Me So Very Happy - Blood Sweat & Tears
#9: I Am... I
Said - Neil Diamond
#10: Wedding
Bell Blues - The 5th Dimension
#11: Having My
Baby - Paul Anka
#12: Feelings
- Morris Albert
#13: Honey -
Bobby Goldsboro
#14: Lady Willpower
- Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
#15: Yummy Yummy
Yummy-Ohio Express (Thank You, Alyn)
#16: The Night
Chicago Died-Paper Lace
#17: These Boots
Were Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
#18: The Lion
Sleeps Tonight-The Tokens (a-whap-my-wiener-whap-my-wiener)
#19: You Light
Up My Life - Debbie Boone
#20: Boogie Oogie
Oogie - A Taste of Honey
#21: Shannon
- Henry Gross
#22: In the Year
2525 (Exordium and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
#23: Do That
To Me One More Time - Captain and Tennille
#24: Bad Blood
- Neil Sadaka
#25: Hey Mister
Sun - Bobby Sherman
#26: Sugar Sugar
- The Archies
#27: I'm All
Out Of Love - Air Supply
#28: Brand New
Key - Melanie
#29: Gypsies
Tramps & Thieves
- Cher
#30: Playground
In My Mind - Clint Holmes
#31: Ode To Billie
Joe - Bobbi Gentry
#32: Alone Again
(Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
#33: Escape (The
Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
#34: I Think
I Love You - The Partridge Family
#35: I Am Woman
- Helen Reddy
#36: The Only
Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You - Bryan Adams
#37: Hair - The
Cowsills
#38: The Warrior
- Scandal
#39: Lady In
Red - Chris DeBurgh (Al likes this... Why????)
#40: Tie A Yellow
Ribbon - Tony Orlando & Dawn
#41: The Stroke
- Billy Squier
#42: Knock Three
Times - Tony Orlando & Dawn
#43: Light My
Fire - The Doors (added with prejudice... it's just too long without weed)
#44: Puppy Love
- Donny Osmond
#45: ABC - Jackson
5
#46: Summer Breeze
- Seals & Croft
#47: Don't Pass
Me By - The Beatles (that's right... we show no mercy)
#48: Come On
Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
#49: Have You
Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow? - Rolling Stones
#50: My Ding-A-Ling-Chuck
- Berry
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