 Undiscovered
Talent
Why is it that some of the most talented & gifted musicians never 'Make It'?
Why do they end up in 'day jobs', 'rehab centers', or simply 'Give-It-Up'?
To those questions we actually think we might know some of the answers...
now wait... we're not getting big-headed here... there is a lot we DON'T know.
That's why you'll see a lot of 'Guest Reviews' and 'Guest Columns' throughout
this site. But we have a little secret. (Shhhhh... quiet now.)
We used to play music. Professionally. On the road. Full time. Raised
the kids "Out There" (this is a good thing or a bad thing, depending
on which kid you talk to).
Were we famous? Nope, (although one of us DID do a
stint as a drummer for a really well-known group).
Now that we're older, we look
back on these Road Days and see what COULD have been. Ahh... if only we knew
then what we know now (and maybe drank less, smoked less, screwed less (wait...
erase that last one). But then, we wouldn't have this store, right? Soooo...
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Musicians Of All Ages, without further ado...we give you the next stars of this
generation. Those who, in our humble opinion, will eventually attain that one
set of papers that dreams are made of: that elusive, sweat infused, hard won
RECORD CONTRACT.
S.M.U.T.
Dakota
Blonde (coming soon) |
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Heavenly Daze Rating System:
5-1/2
records = Buy two copies. Wait... buy three, 'cause if this little gem
ever goes out of print or you lose it, you'll be kicking yourself all the way
to the Ebay listings to get it back & money will be no object.
5 records = It doesn't get much better than
this. If it's a movie or a concert DVD, it's one you'll want to watch over & over & over & over.
If it's a record or CD, you'll wear it out. A true classic (or one that's GOING
to be).
4-1/2 records = Okay... not QUITE a fiv'er.
If it's music, we dug all but a couple of tracks. If it's a movie or concert
video, there were only a few "ho-hum" moments.
4 records = If it's a movie, nice story line
(maybe a little clich or hard to follow), but cool. If it's music, well... maybe
it could have been mixed better or some of the tracks were a little lame. Still,
most of it's enjoyable.
3-1/2 records = Nicely done. Could have been
better (slap the sound engineer or take the valium & vodka away from the
director). You'll listen to it (or watch it) a couple of times then put it on
a shelf & get it out again in ten years (at which time you will DIG IT )
3 records = Same as 3-1/2, EXCEPT, when you
get it out again after ten years, you watch it (or listen to it) again then use
it to prop up that sagging corner of the bookcase.
2-1/2 records = Has very little musical or
entertainment value whatsoever. If it's a movie, you'd rather watch your great
Aunt Mabel come strolling naked out of the shower than watch this flick again.
If it's music, you check your equipment
2 records = Don't bother unless you really
like the cover art.
1 record = Even the cover art sucks. |
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